February 2012
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infinitylastsforever1092 asked: Umm it's spelt "Hot Chelle Rae" not "Hot Chelle Ray". You kept spelling it wrong
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“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
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“All my parents want to do is be proud of me and... →
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There's such a thing as the Kansas City Collie... →
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The dog show I'm going to in Kansas City on March... →
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“Catching a TWA flight to Miami was an uncoordinated boy who planned to slip at...”
– Thomas Pynchon, The Crying of Lot 49
x follow HOT me CHELLE on RAE twitter x →
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would u shave ur head and paint urself orange and speak only in clucks and farts for hot chelle ray if he asked u to becuase it made him hornballs?
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my to do list
count toe hairs
make rice, then don’t feed it to birds
ask neighbors for “special crystals” again, get weird look and door slammed in face again
take inventory of hot chelle raes
lay on floor and scream
dream of love
Pilates
pretend like I’m sitting
nod at a stranger
metallurgy
find twenty babies on facebook
read Marmaduke
pray for God
piddle
you-are-something-beautiful asked: I love Hot Chelle Rae. But don't even think about hating on A-Dub. They are not fucking Disney Channel.
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reblog if allstar weekgend is so sexie that you wanna do sex w them until your vagi turns into applesauce then hot chelle ray dips graham crackers in it yummiw
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reblog if u wanna do clearasil shots out of allstar weekdns’ belly buttons then rub bengay all over hot chelle ray’s dick’s or
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reblog if u wanna snort coke off of hot chelle rae’s naked bodys then spit up blood all over allstar weeken
Should I write a Bible fanfiction or a Hot Chelle Rae fanfiction?
Amanda and Melvin: 10 Ways To Make Her Mine- An... →
amandamelvinswag:
I wrote this as a sequel so it will be a little unclear at first… But I hope you enjoy it! :)
CHAPTER ONE:
I slowly got up from my bed. I glanced at the clock: 5:55. I couldn’t help but let my mind wander to Cameron. His favorite number was 5. I shook my head and gingerly peeled off the covers….
i think i could grow a lil plant in my belly button it’s a super-innie
Dear everyone who hates on Fox News...
prettyinprep:
Your liberal bullshit is no better, if not worse. EXCUSE ME for wanting to BE AMERICAN and not be a brainwashed socialist. EXCUSE ME if I have conservative views that don’t agree with yours. EXCUSE ME if I don’t like what YOU have done to this country. You liberals are all crooks, you’re all brainwashed, and you’re all full of shit.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Grandpa...
far-removeduthark asked: Ikea is a wonderful place. My dad often sends me various Ikea foodstuffs, because 'You like dat Swedish stuff.' The ones in Sweden are probably like Super Targets or something.
Ikea sells shampoo now. What is in Ikea shampoo, water and pureed lutefisk? What if I ordered 100 bottles of Ikea shampoo online does the world even let you do that
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Top 10 things you MUST do before you graduate high school
A list by Mack
Get felt up behind Kmart
Date a (hot, tall) middle schooler
Flush a sweater down the toilet and blow the pipes so that shit explodes everywhere and school is closed for a week
Take a cutie to winter formal and then drug him and steal his kidney when you’re making out after
Smoke 10 cigarettes at once before school...
brillianttragic:
Handsome Furs - Repatriated
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Show tonight at Lauren’s. I’ll have a couple new jokes. I might wear pants, but nothing in life is guaranteed.
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If my future kids ever bitch about how they hate reading books, I’m going to take away all of their movies/toys/paraphernalia based on books (as well as their books) and replace everything with packets of math problems, and see who’s bored now.
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Junior Handler
by Mack
Once when I was 8 I told my mom I wanted to be Dolly’s handler and she said I was too young. I didn’t see what age had to do with walking my dog back and forth on fake grass at the Sheboygan Convention Center. It seemed pretty fucking simple, but still my mom said no. One day I tried to prove to my mom how good I was at handling by doing a little show in the...
I didn’t cry about my parents moving far away until my mom mentioned that she and my dad would have to change their phone numbers. I know that sounds silly but there’s something about having to dispose of a set of numbers that are so familiar to me that hits sort of hard that things are changing. My brother is graduating in the spring and already has job offers up the ziggazig-ah, and...
I wish that I could spend less time reading borecore books and more time working on sketch writing. Such is the plight of a Mack.
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Is anyone possibly selling their David Cross...